[Verse 1]

I hung my stocking by the fire with care,

Hoping someone special might sneak something in there.

I trimmed the tree, I lit the lights,

Now I’m just waiting for some silent nights.

I baked some cookies, left out the cream,

My sugarplum’s got that holiday gleam.

He said, “I’ve got a gift that’s hard to wrap,”

I said, “Slide it under the tree, perhaps.”

[Chorus]

There’s innuendo in my stocking, oh my!

Every line’s a wink and a twinkle in the eye.

It’s naughty, it’s nice, it’s a seasonal tease—

Like chestnuts roasting with a sultry breeze.

So jingle those bells and don’t be shy—

There’s innuendo in my stocking tonight!

[Verse 2]

Carolers came, they sang with flair,

But I was distracted by the mistletoe stare.

He said, “Let’s deck the halls,” I said, “Be sweet,”

Then he slipped a candy cane between my wreath.

I wrapped his present with a velvet bow,

He said, “You shouldn’t have,” I said, “I know.”

We sipped some nog, the mood was bold,

And suddenly my yule log wasn’t cold.

[Chorus]

There’s innuendo in my stocking, oh dear!

Every lyric’s laced with holiday cheer.

It’s flirty, it’s festive, it’s slightly obscene—

Like Santa caught in a spicy scene.

So jingle those bells and pour the wine—

There’s innuendo in my stocking tonight!

[Bridge]

I’m not saying we crossed the line,

But Rudolph’s nose wasn’t the only thing that shined.

It’s all in fun, it’s all in jest—

Just a little spice in your winter vest.

[Final Chorus]

There’s innuendo in my stocking, oh yes!

Wrapped in tinsel and a little excess.

It’s cheeky, it’s charming, it’s holiday play—

Like elves gone wild on Christmas Day.

So jingle those bells and dim the light—

There’s innuendo in my stocking tonight!